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Well-heeled and smug,
He feeds on other people's misfortunes,
And luxuriates in their distress,
While pretending to be sad:

With solemn tone and gloomy look,
As if he reads a holy book,
He cunningly dissimulates
And makes believe he cares;

He has contempt for you and me,
And endlessly pontificates,
For he belongs to the sect
Called 'Politically Correct'.

Bereft of feeling,
Hypocritical and glib,
He is utterly bad.

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